"Where can we start with theis monstrosity of an animal? There are a few options you can choose from when buying the vehicle. The base starting point is a 3.2 litre VW sourced V6 as you'd get in a Touareg - most un-Porsche-like. However, things improve with the S which has a 4.5 litre V8 and 340bhp which starts to feel quick, whilst our rental fleet holds the top of the range Turbo, which absolutely flies - not what you'd expect of a mud plugger…"